Fall-off-the-bed-and-into-the-wall insurance

I'm clumsy, really freakin' clumsy. I'm kinda big, really unco and don't carry myself well. I hurt myself a lot. So far, other things, such as the inanimate objects I injure myself on, remain unscathed.

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